键盘侠|波津身材像字母哥投篮像希尔德！库明加是没技术的约翰逊

发布时间：2026-04-26 来源：狼心狗肺网作者：shashouray

名记 Shams 报道，勇士将库明加、希尔德交易至老鹰，得到冠军内线波尔津吉斯！

多位名记后续跟进报道，这笔交易没有选秀权的参与。

Shams 补充报道称，过去数月，勇士一直将波尔津吉斯列为引援目标，如今终于签下这位能拉开空间的内线大将。而老鹰这边，主帅斯奈德则收获了一位潜力十足的侧翼球员库明加，同时阵中还添了一名外线神射手希尔德。

[–]BullsDGReverse 5681 points 3 hours ago

Wait that’s not Giannis

公牛球迷：等等，这不是字母哥啊。

[–]Bullsgbmaulin 1577 points 2 hours ago

Even taller and therefore better!

公牛球迷：这人比字母哥还高，所以更强！

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 639 points 2 hours ago

Big like Giannis, shoots like Buddy

凯尔特人球迷：身材像字母哥，投篮像希尔德。

[–]Hawksamidon1130 378 points 2 hours ago

Yes, KP is awesome when he plays but he doesn't play

老鹰球迷：是的，波尔津吉斯打球的时候很强，但他不打球啊。

[–]KnicksoochiewallyWallyserb 304 points 2 hours ago

He is a unicorn. Cause he rarely appears.

尼克斯球迷：他是独角兽。因为他极少出现。

[–]Heatcleo22270 4496 points 3 hours ago

Completed the Celtics old center rotation

热火球迷：集齐了凯尔特人的旧中锋轮换。

[–]Celticsjrlandry 879 points 2 hours ago

Sadly Kornet is on the Spurs, and are smart enough to not let him go

凯尔特人球迷：可惜科内特在马刺，而且马刺很聪明，不会放他走的。

[–]SpursZyndiana_Jones 411 points 2 hours ago

thank god, kornet has been amazing

马刺球迷：谢天谢地，科内特表现太棒了。

[–]ThunderTitaniumC4206 3294 points 3 hours ago

KUMINGA IS FINALLY FREE

雷霆球迷：库明加终于自由了！

[–]BucksPumpkinHead555 1364 points 3 hours ago

I’m actually happy for him, but it's time to prove his worth now. No more excuses.

雄鹿球迷：我真心为他感到高兴，但现在是证明他价值的时候了。别再找借口了。

[–]KnicksVinnie_Vegas 775 points 2 hours ago

I mean... Isn't Atlanta a fucking terrible fit for him? He's just Jalen Johnson without skills.

尼克斯球迷：我的意思是…… 亚特兰大对他来说不是个烂透了的归宿吗？ 他就是个没有技术的杰伦・约翰逊。

[–]Thundertopofthecc 720 points 2 hours ago

Now they have Jalen Johnson and Alen Ohnson.

雷霆球迷：现在他们有了杰伦・约翰逊（Jalen Johnson）和艾伦・昂逊（Alen Ohnson，注：暗示库明加没有 J—— 跳投）。

[–]WarriorsJack_The_Sparrow_ 1633 points 3 hours ago

HELL YEAH! FINALLY ADDING THE NEEDED DEPTH TO OUR INJURY RESERVE

勇士球迷：耶！终于给我们急需的伤病名单增加了深度！

[–]n00-1ne 374 points 2 hours ago

Kristap is NBA first team all-injured.

球迷：波尔津吉斯是 NBA 最佳伤病阵容一阵成员。

[–]TimberwolvesCommon-Bad-7899 1525 points 3 hours ago

San Francisco tech gonna heal PORZINGIS

森林狼球迷：旧金山的科技会治好波尔津吉斯的。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsSalty_Dog3 656 points 2 hours ago

Get ready to learn AI billboards buddy

旧金山勇士球迷：哥们，准备好学习 AI 广告牌吧。

[–]PacersTheBoilerCat 1172 points 3 hours ago

Why is everything completely out of left field at this deadline?

步行者球迷：为什么在这个截止日，所有事情都完全出乎意料？

[–]WarriorsLLryo 380 points 2 hours ago

Whole deadline straight out of 2k

勇士球迷：整个截止日就像是直接从 2K 游戏里搬出来的一样。

[–]LakersImkitoto 1038 points 3 hours ago

But why

湖人球迷：但是为什么啊？

[–]LakersEmbarrassedRing7806 945 points 2 hours ago

Because they werent getting giannis and KP is an improvement

湖人球迷：因为他们搞不来字母哥，而波尔津吉斯是个升级。

[–]Ok_Possible_5702 941 points 2 hours ago

KP is not an improvement considering that he never plays.

球迷：考虑到他从不打球，波尔津吉斯并不是什么升级。

[–]WarriorsToeman227 935 points 2 hours ago

Its over ladies and gentlemen

勇士球迷：女士们先生们，结束了。

[–]CIark 843 points 3 hours ago

“Steph we got a game changer he’s a champion and he’s tall af” “Who is it?!!? Holy fuck Giannis???” “No…” “AD?” “No” “Who” “Kristaps Porzingis babyy”

球迷：

“库里，我们搞来了一个能改变比赛的家伙，他是冠军成员，而且个子贼高。”

“是谁？！！？我去是字母哥吗？？？”

“不……”

“是浓眉？”

“不”

“那是谁”

“是克里斯塔普斯・波尔津吉斯，宝贝儿”

[–]LakersGristle__McThornbody 762 points 2 hours ago

Neither does Kuminga.

湖人球迷：库明加也不打球啊。

[–]GrizzliesTrulyNotABot 687 points 2 hours ago

They’re replacing DNP-Coach’s Decision with DNP-Broke Down

灰熊球迷：他们把 “无法上场 - 教练决定” 换成了 “无法上场 - 身体报废”。

[–]Kingsbubbles2255 600 points 3 hours ago

Jimmy and Buddy, the breakup we didn’t want

国王球迷：吉米和希尔德，我们不想看到的分手。

[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 549 points 2 hours ago

Tariffs are messing with the trade market

超音速球迷：关税把交易市场搞乱了。

[–]RaptorsGreenSnakes_ 434 points 3 hours ago

Warriors realized their weak offer wasn’t getting them Giannis lmao. He’s staying in Milwaukee until the offseason

猛龙球迷：勇士意识到他们那点寒酸的报价根本换不来字母哥，笑死。他会待在密尔沃基直到休赛期。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron